Funny Coffee Quotes

A good coffee and a good laugh in the morning prepare you for a successful day ahead. No coffee after lunch though if you don’t want to stay awake the whole afternoon (see Ronald Reagan’s saying about coffee).

The most surprising in this collection of funny coffee quotes is J. S. Bach – who would have thought he was a coffee lover?

 

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break. -Earl Wilson #coffee Click To Tweet

 

May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short. – Unknown #coffee Click To Tweet

 

What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup. – Henry Rollins #coffee Click To Tweet

 




 

No matter what historians claimed, BC really stood for ‘Before Coffee’ ― Cherise Sinclair #coffee Click To Tweet

 

Funny Coffee Quotes - Communication

 

Do I like my coffee black? There are other colors? – Author Unknown #coffee Click To Tweet

 

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after – Anne Morrow Lindbergh #coffee Click To Tweet

 

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Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. – Stephanie Piro #coffee Click To Tweet

 

The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks – Sir James MacKintosh #coffee Click To Tweet

 

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I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. -Ronald Reagan #coffee Click To Tweet

 




 

Forever: The time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning – Author Unknown #coffee Click To Tweet

 

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. – T.S. Eliot #coffee Click To Tweet

 

 

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Coffee is the common man’s gold, and like gold, it brings to every person the feeling of luxury and nobility. -Sheik-Abd-al-Kadir #coffee Click To Tweet

 

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I was taken by the power that savoring a simple cup of coffee can have to connect people and create community. – Howard Schultz #coffee Click To Tweet

 

I can’t imagine a day without coffee. I can’t imagine! – Howard Schultz #coffee Click To Tweet

 

But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all. New York has great water for coffee. – David Lynch #coffee Click To Tweet

 




 

Coffee, the favorite drink of the civilized world. – Thomas Jefferson #coffee Click To Tweet

 

Without my morning coffee, I’m just like a dried-up piece of goat. – J.S. Bach #coffee Click To Tweet

 

(Amazon.com)

 

Almost all my middle-aged and elderly acquaintances, including me, feel about 25, unless we haven’t had our coffee, in which case we feel 107. – Martha Beck #coffee Click To Tweet

 




 

I can’t deal with angry people until after I’ve had my morning coffee. ― Henning Mankell #coffee Click To Tweet

 

Actually, this seems to be the basic need of the human heart in nearly every great crisis, a good, hot cup of coffee – Alexander King #coffee Click To Tweet